Ground beef hit $6.89 a pound this summer. Steak is over twelve. A quarter of beef bought straight from a farm puts steaks, roasts and ground in your freezer for around eleven dollars a pound — all in, nothing hidden.
This book shows you how to do it: where the farms are, what to say when you call them, and exactly what it will cost you before you spend a dollar.
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"I sold my cows in 2019. I've got nothing left to sell you but what I know."
Roy · Driftless Region, WisconsinThe problem
You've thought about it. Everybody has. Then you start looking into it and you hit a wall — and it's always the same four walls.
Farms quote by "hanging weight." Nobody mentions that it isn't what ends up in your freezer, or that a second bill is coming from the butcher. People budget twelve hundred dollars and meet a very different number at pickup.
Search online and you get whoever paid for advertising. The operation that's quietly sold twenty freezer beeves a year since 1994 has no website at all — and it's the one you want.
So you don't call. Or you call, feel like the fourth person that week who didn't know the terms, and hang up without ordering anything.
A thousand dollars and up, due in two payments, for meat you haven't seen. One wrong box on a form you've never filled out and a third of it sits in the freezer until next winter.
All four come down in about forty minutes of reading. That's the whole reason this book exists. Not to convince you the grocery store is out to get you — it isn't. To hand you the numbers, the words and the phone script so you can go do the thing you already wanted to do.
The math
One quarter of beef, worked all the way through — the animal, the kill fee, the butcher's bill — against what the same meat costs in the case this year.
Bureau of Labor Statistics average price data — steaks January 2026, ground beef July 2026.
Worked example built on USDA 2026 benchmarks. Your county will differ — the book includes the worksheet to run your own.
That's the whole argument. Your steaks come down. Your roasts come down hard. And the ground beef costs you more than the store does this year — cattle are scarce and everything is dear. I'd rather tell you that here than have you find it out after you've paid.
So the book works out which households come out ahead and which ones don't, before you spend anything. That's Chapter Two, and it's the chapter most likely to save you a thousand dollars by talking you out of it.
What's inside
Sixty-six pages. No filler about how food used to taste better. Every figure verified in August 2026 and listed in the back with its source, so you can check my arithmetic yourself.
Straight answer
I'd rather lose the sale than take forty-seven dollars off somebody and send them out to spend eleven hundred more on something that was never going to fit their kitchen.
It won't tell you grocery store food is unsafe. It isn't. It won't tell you farm-direct food is cleaner or healthier — I don't know that, and nobody has shown me evidence for it. There's no medical advice, no nutrition advice and no diet plan in here. I'm a farmer, not a nutritionist.
What it does is narrower and more useful: it tells you what things cost, who grew them, and how to buy them without getting taken.
Who wrote it
Third generation on two hundred and forty acres in southwest Wisconsin. I milked cows twice a day for thirty-seven years and sold the herd in 2019 — the year this state lost eight hundred and eighteen dairy farms.
I still grow corn and soybeans here. They leave this farm as commodities and come back to you as syrup, oil and starch in packages I wouldn't recognize. Forty-four years of watching what gets paid for the raw material and what gets charged for the finished thing. That gap is the only expertise I claim.
Here's what I don't have: a milk check, an arrangement with any farm, processor or directory, and any reason to point you at one operation over another. There isn't a single farm named in this book, on purpose. Nobody paid to be in it.
What I want is for you to be a harder customer. Somebody who knows the terms doesn't get taken — and is also the customer the good farms would rather sell to.
"Somebody grew it. Somebody changed it. Nobody told you. Now you know."
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What you get for $47
| Buy It From the FarmThe complete guide. 66 pages, 15 chapters, every figure sourced and dated. | $29 |
| The True Cost Per Pound WorksheetFill it in before you send a deposit. Four minutes, and it settles the decision. | $12 |
| The Cut Sheet WorksheetDecide at your own table instead of on the phone with the butcher waiting. | $12 |
| The Phone Call, On One PageTen questions, printed. Keep it beside you and write the answers in the margin. | $9 |
| Where to LookEvery free federal and state directory worth using, on one sheet. | $9 |
| Price updates, freeI re-verify every figure each year. You get the new edition at no charge. | $14 |
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Read it. Run the worksheet with numbers from a real farm in your county. If it doesn't change what you'd have paid, write to me inside thirty days and I'll refund it — and you keep the files. I won't argue with you and I won't ask you to prove anything.
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The arithmetic is national. The rules aren't — meat, poultry and dairy sit under state law as well as federal law, and states genuinely differ. So the book doesn't list fifty states' rules and go stale in a year. It teaches the federal structure that's identical everywhere, then points you at the exact free state office to call for the rest. That call takes about ten minutes.
On steaks and roasts, usually yes, and by a wide margin. On ground beef in a year like this one, often no. The book hands you the worksheet to run your own numbers against your own store instead of trusting me or anybody's marketing. If the answer comes back no for your household, that's a useful answer — and you got it for forty-seven dollars instead of eleven hundred.
No. Chapter Six exists for exactly this: start with half a hog or a whole lamb, which fit an ordinary freezer and cost a fraction of beef. Chapter Twelve gives the cubic feet needed for each purchase so you check before you commit rather than after.
Reading it, about forty minutes. After that: one afternoon of phone calls to line up a farm and a butcher, four minutes with the worksheet, ten minutes on the cut sheet, and one drive to pick it up. Then you eat out of it for eight months.
A short section, and what it says is that the rules vary by state, that you should look up your own, and that I won't recommend it, make health claims about it, or tell anybody how to get it where it isn't legal. If that's what brought you here, I'd rather you knew now.
No, and it won't. Every purchase in this book goes through a licensed processor, and the book explains the three legal kinds and what each means for you. Same with canning: it points you to the tested USDA procedures and doesn't invent a single time or temperature.
PDF. It opens on a phone, tablet, computer or e-reader, and it's laid out at 6 by 9 inches so it prints clean on letter paper. The four worksheets are separate files sized for a clipboard. No app, no DRM, no subscription.
Thirty days, no questions. Send an email and the whole forty-seven dollars comes back. The files stay yours.
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